Conservative conference

We are the lucky hosts of the Conservative party in Bournemouth this week, I went into town today, It is fascinating how the "young Conservatives" are so steriotypical, 19 year olds with receding hairlines, I walked past the Climate Clinic which was set up at the hotel opposite. They has employed unlikely looking eyebrow pierced types to make them look credible, but it all looked sadly synical to me. They had an electric car with tandem bikes printed all over it - hey driving a car with bike pictures on it is just so far off the mark. Finally we waled past the chip shop - packed out with big bellied lanyard wearing sorts, asserting their right to choose to eat slimey food.....